Tuesday, December 06, 2005
You Know You're Getting Old When...
...you have to tell your kid to turn down the music. Oh, crap. Here we go. I can't believe it happened, but it happened last night. Here I am, working away on the computer, innocently enjoying my new "Relaxing Christmas Jazz" CD when I hear a choir of out-of-tune children screaming "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." I say screaming and not singing because I don't think it qualifies as singing. It is none other than the "Kidz Bop Christmas" CD I bought for B a few days ago. Blasting.
In the bathroom.
Where it echoes.
So he can look in the mirror at himself checking his pretend list "twice" and better not "pout"-ing.
'Cause SANTA CLAUSE IS COMIN' TO TOWN! Did you hear me? SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN' TO TOWN! Yes. SANTA CLAUS IS COM-IN' TO TOOOOOOOOOOOWN!
I'm only 29. He's only 8. We have a long ten years ahead, don't we? And the worst part? He found the "repeat" button.
# posted by Kristen–well minded @ 5:02 PM 
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Wow it really sucks when those CD's get scratched and they don't work any more doesn't it Kristen?
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# posted by 
: 6:13 PM
: 6:13 PM
Oh Lord, KIDZ BOP. The commercials they have for those CDs just send shivers up and down my spine! I think a certain judicious sabotage might be a good thing.
# posted by : 10:33 AM
: 10:33 AM
alyssa- Oh, yeah! Sure does! Not sure if I'd have the heart, though. Maybe I'll just borrow his earplugs.
steph- Maybe I'll sneak it into his suitcase so he can play it when he goes to visit his mom for the holidays.
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steph- Maybe I'll sneak it into his suitcase so he can play it when he goes to visit his mom for the holidays.
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